We've had a few eventful bus journeys to get aross from Malawi. The first involved an 8hr journey in Malawi with the bus breaking down 20km from its final destination. All the local africans stayed put on the bus and hoped someone would come and fix it! We thought better as it was by then getting dark so got off the bus and were lucky enough to get a lift on a passing Malawian police van! The Malawi police were very friendly (as usual in Malawi) and offered to drop us at a hotel of our choosing in Lilongwe. It was mothers day, a national holiday in Malawi, so they were in a jovial mood drinking while driving! They asked us for money for 'fuel' and chatted up a fellow mzungu to see if she would go out with him for dinner! Bless...
The following eventful bus trip was from Lilongwe across to Chipata in Zambia where we were lucky enough to catch the connecting local bus to Mfuwe in South Luangwa National Park. We got to Chipata at 10am and the bus was nearly full, only 2 spots left. Alex rushed off on a bicycle taxi to get money out of the ATM and when he returned we hopped on expecting to leave soon, as the conductor promised. 5hours later at 3pm the bus pulled out, 2 extra people had boarded in that 5hr wait!
But it was all worth it. Well not the first night, where because of the bus delay we arrived in Mfuwe at night and had to stay in a s'''le of a local place with no water, rat droppings on the bed and a tin roof above radiating all the days heat back into the torture chamber! And all this for 20 USD p night. We moved immediately the next day and took local advice to walk the 1km to Croc Valley camp...the best place we have stayed so far. Situated right aross the main dividing river and only 50m from the notional park boundary, we camped on grass, yes green grass!, for only 15usd. There was a hippo proof pool (no fence, just sloping sides that the hippos don't like), a bar, and 5 resident lions, 1 leopard, elephants and hippos in the bush and river bordering the camp, all free to roam across the campground. We were told by the South African owner to walk about at night carefully and stay in the tent if we heard any munching of grass sounds as this would be hippos enjoying the grass. He explained that it was like a zoo only you were camping inside the enclosure. And we had walked there...oops.
Chuffed at our find we joined a game drive aross the river and into the park proper. This involved sitting on an open top landy and driving around for a few hours while the sun set. Once the sun set and it got fully dark the guide turned on the lights and super car battery powered torch and swept left and right to try and pick out the eyes of the nocturnal hunting leopards and lions. Upon meeting another landy we were advised that a leopard had beeen spotted a few hundred metres ahead. So off we went. 10mins later with no sign of the leopard we heard a big hiss and stopped as we had a flat tyre! The guide asked us all to get OUT OF THE CAR! (nutter..) and just stand around while he changed the tyre. I (Alex) was sensible enough to stand with my back to the landy and keep lookout making sure I was not the furthest from the landy and therefore not the easiest target for predators. A good tactic I thought. Then noises came from the bush, hippo noises, and the guide nervously asked us to move to the other side of the landy. Amms was not fazed, bless, and carried on gossiping with the other travellers, while I again retreated to the inside of the group and waited for the attack! Fortunately nothing came for us and 5mins later we hopped back in and searched once again for the leopard.
The following drive was uneventful for the first 3.5hrs. We had given up seeing much and were driving back along the main road when Amms spotted movement to the left. The guide had'nt seen anything and we ushered him to stop. About 30m away a single lioness was jousting with a mother buffalo and its calf. The stand-off lasted about 10mins with both sides attacking until the lion eventually got the upper hand and grabbed the face of the mummy buffalo. She went down and the lion killed her by suffocating her mouth shut. We watched on in horror, the girls crying in the back and refusing to watch (except for Amms who was videoing it all, crazy African girl!, and shouting at me to take lots of pictures). The stupid calf stuck around to watch and eventually when the whole pride (16 lions with 3 cubs) turned up another lion chased the calf around the side of our vehicle (1m away)and down the road. She did'nt kill the calf but instead held it down and tried to teach the cubs how to kill by biting the neck. They failed miserably and the groans of the calf went on for 10mins, girls still crying in the back! We were the first on the scene and were very lucky to have seen such a spectacle, even if it was a bit heart breaking. Videos to come, but at 40mb they are too much for these Zambian computers.
Alex 'African correspondent' Head checking out.


